{"product_id":"lifes-too-short-to-not-be-jamaican-t-shirt","title":"Life's Too Short To Not Be Jamaican T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eEverybody who grew up Jamaican knows this exact moment. The long stick. The one ackee right at the top that's opened perfect and is somehow always out of reach. Standing under the tree squinting up, working out the angle, absolutely refusing to give up on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThat's the whole joke, and the whole love letter. Life's too short.. to not be Jamaican.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePrinted on a heavyweight cotton tee in three colourways, each with the original mARTism artwork across the chest — the full scene, the flag, no shortcuts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eYellow\u003c\/strong\u003e with black ink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eKelly Green\u003c\/strong\u003e with white ink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e with white ink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOriginal artwork by mARTism. Unisex fit — size up for a relaxed drape. Machine wash cold inside out, hang to dry, don't tumble the print.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"mARTism","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51909112004903,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0708\/2111\/8247\/files\/hf_20260822_183526_52cfdb77-d146-40f6-ad91-da718ecb3859.png?v=1787424839","url":"https:\/\/www.martism.com\/products\/lifes-too-short-to-not-be-jamaican-t-shirt","provider":"mARTism","version":"1.0","type":"link"}